As a child, nothing would beat waking up on a snowy winter’s day filled with the prospect of no school and sledding. Sorry snow bro, but that’s the best I can do at saying something positive about you right now so that we leave on good terms. Sure, I can go on and on about how much fun it is to shovel snow off a roof. I can describe the intense joy experienced when trying to steady a car that’s sliding towards a ten-car pileup but hey… I don’t want to get sidetracked here, I mean after-all, these gutters aren’t going to repair themselves. So listen, let’s put a little distance between us and take it day by ever-warming day. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Well, I’m going to be so f*!king full of fondness when you make a late winter arrival next February. It will be like you never left. But let’s be clear on one thing though…you do have to leave now. Like, right now.